Jesus and Moses in a Boat

Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days."

Moses says "Yeah sure."

Jesus gets up and says, "I think I'll walk on the water, that was always a good one."

So Jesus walks over to the edge of the boat, steps into the water, and sinks like a stone.

Moses drags Jesus back into the boat and revives him.

Moses then says, "What's the problem?"

Jesus replies, "I think its the holes in my feet!"

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