Health Care Workers in Heaven
Several persons who had worked in health care professions, having died, were lined up for (hopefully) entrance through the Pearly Gates into heaven, awaiting St. Peter's 'gatekeeping' questions.
"And what area of health care were you involved with?" he asked the first.
"I worked in a community health center in a poverty-stricken neighborhood," the man replied.
"Excellent," said St. Peter, "how self-giving; please pass through to your heavenly reward."
"And you?" Peter asked the second.
"I spent most of life in nursing, caring for the needs of suffering patients in their hospital rooms."
"A noble calling, indeed," said Peter, "you're in!"
"What about you?" he asked the third.
"Me? Well, most of my health care career was spent administering an HMO plan."
St. Peter got out his charts and some graphs and his pocket calculator. He plugged in his laptop and worked the keyboard intensely. After about a half-hour, he said to the man: "I've got some good news. I think I can get you into heaven for five days."
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