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The Untold Story
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to
God... "Lord, I have a problem!"
What's the problem, Eve?"
Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this
beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals,
and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not
happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of
apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall
create a man for you."
"What's a 'man,' Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad
traits.
He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all,
he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger,
faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will
look silly aroused, but since you've being
complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he
will satisfy your ah, physical needs. He'll be witless
and will revel in childish things like fighting and
kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so
he'll also need your advise to think properly.
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised
eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?"
"Yeah, well... you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and
self-admiring. So you'll have to let him believe that
I made him first. So, just remember ... it's our secret ... Woman-to-woman!"
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