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Letters to the Editor

Editor: Although not gay or bisexual, I have enjoyed reading your online magazine. I am a regular church-goer and feel that I would like to give words of support to you my brothers and sisters in Christ. I feel it is a great pity that

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The New Testament According to Dr. Seuss

By: Unknown (but reportedly, The Kids in the Hall) And now for the Dr. Seuss Bible: One day God said, “This is what I will do: I’ll send down my son. I’ll send him to you To clear up this humpity bumpity hullaballoo. His name

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A Macedonian Nun’s Tale

Outside a small Macedonian village close to the border between Greece and the former Yugoslavia, a lone Catholic nun keeps a quiet watch over a silent convent. When Sister Maria Cyrilla of the Order of the Perpetual Watch dies, the convent of St. Elias will

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Letters to the Editor

Editor: I thoroughly enjoyed the article [God Bless America by Candace Chellew]. I would point out that while material possessions are not an indicator of God’s blessing, many in the Old Testament were described as being blessed as demonstrated by their material wealth. This would

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The First E-Mail of Paul to the Romans

From: paul0426@tarsus.com (Paul, A Servant Of Jesus Christ) To: allusers@rome.org CC: s_peter@jol.com (Judaea Online) Attachments: none Subject: general teaching Also posted to Usenet newsgroup alt.religion.heresy Even using my off-line mail reader (Papyrus 6.2) the on-line and disk space charges on my local dial-up Internet provider

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A Rich Man Goes to Heaven

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be

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Letters to the Editor

Editor: I just wanted to say that I appreciated your piece entitled Evolving Toward Perfection. In it you make mention of a great number of things that I have tried to say and convey in my life. I feel that I have been successful in

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The Priest’s Ass

A priest wanted to raise money for his parish. After being told that there was a fortune in horse racing he decided to purchase a horse and enter him in the races. However, at the local auction the going price for horses was so high

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Seeing Eye Chihuahua

There’s a guy with a Doberman and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman says to the guy with a Chihuahua, “Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.” The guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in

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Letters to the Editor

Editor: I am African American and I don’t appreciate being compared with your struggle. Leave us out of it. You can never know what it is like and yet organizations like yours continue to make such a statement. Just as you are convinced that Life