10. “I’m sorry, I’ve found someone more spiritual.”

9. “I’m sorry, it’s just not God’s will.”

8. “I feel called to the ministry very soon and very far from you as soon as possible.”

7. “I’m sorry, it could never work. I’m a sanguine and you’re a phlegmatic.”

6. “God loves me and must have a better plan for my life.”

5. “You know, I feel like I’m dating my brother.”

4. “At least I got a lot out of our Bible studies together.”

3. “You need someone with lower standards.”

2. “I think we should just be prayer partners.”

1. “I do love you, but it’s just agape now.”