Jesus and Moses in a Boat

Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses “I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days.” Moses says “Yeah sure.” Jesus gets up and says, “I think I’ll walk on the water, that was always a good one.” So Jesus walks over to the edge of the boat, steps into the water, and sinks like a stone. Moses drags Jesus back into the boat and revives him. Moses then says, “What’s the problem?” Jesus replies, “I think its the holes in my feet!”