Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses “I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days.”
Moses says “Yeah sure.”
Jesus gets up and says, “I think I’ll walk on the water, that was always a good one.”
So Jesus walks over to the edge of the boat, steps into the water, and sinks like a stone.
Moses drags Jesus back into the boat and revives him.
Moses then says, “What’s the problem?”
Jesus replies, “I think its the holes in my feet!”