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What If God Had Voice Mail?

What would it be like if God had voice mail. Can you imagine it:

Thank you for calling God’s House. ¬†Please select one of the following options:

PRESS 1 for Requests
PRESS 2 for Thanksgiving
PRESS 3 for Complaints
PRESS 4 for All Other Inquiries

I am sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other sinners right now.  However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received, so please stay on the line.

If you would like to speak to:

God… Press 1
For Jesus… Press 2
For the Holy Spirit… Press 3
If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding, please press 4

For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth and where Noah’s Ark is, please wait until you arrive here.

Our computers show that you have already prayed today, please hang up and try again tomorrow.