Are You Going to Hell?

The next time someone tries to use Leviticus to condemn homosexuality, here’s a handy list for you. This is not a definitive list, by any means. This is just all I could find in one afternoon.

YOU ARE GOING TO HELL IF YOU….

…eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23]

…cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]

…grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]

…wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19]

…read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26]

…consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]

…cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]

…trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27]

…are tatooed. [Lev. 19:28]

…plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13]

…bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17]

…collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24]

…insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]

…mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9]

…spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1] (Sorry, Pat Robertson!)

…drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13] (Look it up.)