For LGBTQ+ Christians since 1996.
Top 10 Things That Would Be Different If the 12 Apostles Had Been Gay Men
- The ‘Sermon on the Mount’ would be a musical
- Jesus would never wear white after Labor Day
- Priests would get married … wait a minute … never mind
- The Gospels would be Matthew, Mark, Luke and Bruce
- Mary’s hair would be FLAWLESS
- The Temple would not have been cleansed of money changers, just re-decorated
- The water at the Wedding Feast of Cana would have turned into dry martinis with just a splash of Curacao for color
- The Triumphal Entry just SCREAMS for a drag number
- Replace the ‘Beatitudes’ with “Fabulous are they…”
- The Last Supper would have been a brunch.