Noah: “Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head” Adam and Eve: “Strangers in Paradise” Lazarus: “The Second Time Around” Esther: “I Feel Pretty” Job: “I’ve Got a Right to Sing the Blues” Moses: “The Wanderer” Jezebel: “The Lady is a Tramp” Samson: “Hair” Salome: “I Could
Tired of being rejected for jobs? Maybe this form letter will come in handy. Dear [Interviewer’s Name]: Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview]. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
Editor: Hi: It’s late and I’m tired and barely coherent (not unusual at any hour, actually ), but I had to drop you a line and let you know that I stumbled across your site tonight and just loved it. I’m sure you get your
Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air. Roman Catholics: None. They use candles. Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off. Episcopalians: Eight.
You think John the Baptist started the SBC. You think God’s presence is strongest on the back three pews. You think “Amazing Grace” is the national anthem. You judge the quality of the sermon by the amount of sweat worked up by the preacher. Your
Editor: I stumbled across your article [Becoming a New Creation] because I was interested what others had to say about a Christian having an occasional beer or glass of wine. Of course, your article went on to say much more. I admire the wisdom and
The Dentist’s Hymn………………Crown Him With Many Crowns The Weatherman’s Hymn………There Shall Be Showers of Blessing The Contractor’s Hymn………….The Church’s One Foundation The Tailor’s Hymn…………………Holy,Holy, Holy The Golfer’s Hymn………………..There is A Green Hill Far Away The Politician’s Hymn……………Standing on the Promises The Optometrist’s Hymn………..Open My Eyes
An old, bearded shepherd with a crooked staff walked up to a stone pulpit and said, “And lo, it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham.Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot.” And Dot Com
“Always be prepared to make a defense to any one who calls you to account for the hope that is in you, yet do it with gentleness and reverence.” — 1 Peter 3:15 Note: All letters are posted as they were received. No spelling or
Editor: I stumbled onto your site searching for a lucid explanation of humility (true humility) versus pride/arrogance. I found Neil Ellis Orts’ article Pride, Shame, Humility very insightful…very helpful… Thanks, Neil! Nancy (not gay, not a traditional Christian – whatever that may be – but