What Causes Arthritis?
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He
Category Archives: Humor
Cowboy Joe
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began. “You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a more worldly
Christian Break-Up Lines
10. “I’m sorry, I’ve found someone more spiritual.” 9. “I’m sorry, it’s just not God’s will.” 8. “I feel called to the ministry very soon and very far from you as soon as possible.” 7. “I’m sorry, it could never work. I’m a sanguine and
The Car and the Haircut
A minister’s son had just got his driving permit. He asked his father if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study
Don’t Tell My Wife
A young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer’s soul the preacher asked the man, “Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?” Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He’s checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his
The Retired Pastor
A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard work. Needing a lawn mower, he headed into town to buy one. On the way he saw a sign advertising a lawn mower for sale. He stopped at
Meaning of the Fall
When the Methodist minister falls down the stairs, he picks himself up and says, “That was an experience, how do I learn from it?” When the Catholic priest falls down the stairs, he picks himself up and says, “I must have done something really bad
How to Get to Heaven
“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday School class. “NO!” the children all answered. “If I cleaned the
An Act of God
The new minister’s wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family. The congregation agreed that it was only fair, and approved it. When the next child arrived, the minister appealed again and