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Why God Never Received Tenure

1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn’t published in a referred journal. 5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what

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Did Jesus Use a Modem?

Did Jesus use a modem, At the sermon on the mount? Did He ever use a broadcast fax, To get His message out? Did the disciples carry beepers, As they went out and about? Did Jesus use a modem, At the sermon on the mount?

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Letters to the Editor

Editor: A thousand Amens to what you had to say. I left the Episcopal Church because the Holy Spirit said it was time to stop being tolerated and reconciled and accepted and affirmed, in other words stop playing at being an ugly duckling and become

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Let Us Give Thanks and Praise!

Scripture readings: Make a joyful noise to the Lord, all the lands! Serve the Lord with gladness! Come into his presence with singing! Know the Lord is God! It is he that made us and we are his; we are his people, and the sheep

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Dear Pastor: Letters From Kids

Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix

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God Sues Kansas Preacher

TOPEKA, Kans. – (QPI) The Almighty filed suit against a Topeka church Thursday, in an attempt to stop one preacher’s defamation of Him. “I am tired of that Phelps man’s portrayal of Me as a homosexual-hating, `whore-hating,’ deviant-hating, and otherwise choosy father of Man,” God

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Where Pets Come From

It is reported that the following edition of the Book of Genesis was discovered in the Dead Seal Scrolls. If authentic, it would shed light on the question, “Where do pets come from?” And Adam said, “Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked

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Reader Recommendations

Here are some books that our readers are recommending. From L. Louise: Stranger at the Gate, by Mel White Stranger at the Gate is a fascinating tale of one man’s struggle for religious freedom. Rev. Mel White was a pastor, teacher and writer. He wrote

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Lambeth Ruling Angers Liberals

In the aftermath of the anti-lesbigay vote of Anglican bishops, there is anger, rejection, defiance, networking, mourning, organizing, and that “gutted and lynched feeling.” The lasting image of the now-concluding global Lambeth Conference of Anglican bishops will likely prove to be the confrontation between Nigerian