The End Is Near
A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.
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A Pagan Goes to Heaven
A Pagan died and, much to her surprise, found herself at the Pearly Gates facing St. Peter. He walked up to her and said, “Hello, and welcome. She stared at St. Peter in complete confusion. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I was supposed to end
The Taxi Driver and the Minister
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not
The Top 10 Reasons Why the Average Christian Can’t Play Baseball
10. Doesn’t practice all week, but expects to start on game day. 9. Gets upset when every ball that’s hit doesn’t come directly to him. 8. Never swings at a pitch because, “this pitcher doesn’t throw like the last pitcher. The game’s just not the
Answer Back
Down in the south, there are many churches known as “answer back” churches. When the preacher says something, the congregation naturally replies. One Sunday, a preacher was speaking on what it would take for the church to become better. He said “If this church is
Hymns of the Lukewarm Church
The LukeWarm Church announces publication of “Church Songs,” whose title, according to the editor, was chosen because “we didn’t want to turn anybody off with threatening words that no one understands anymore like ‘worship’ or ‘hymn.’ People in today’s society get kind of uncomfortable with
Lutheran Airlines
If you are traveling soon, consider Lutheran Air, the no-frills airline. You’re all in the same boat on Lutheran Air, where flying is an uplifting experience. There is no First Class on any Lutheran Air flight. Meals are potluck. Rows 1-6, bring rolls, 7-15 bring
Yard Work, as Viewed from Heaven
God: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature; what in the world is going on down there in the U.S.? What happened to the dandelions, violets, thistles and the stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect lo-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow
The Answer Is in the Bible
A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last resort he went to a pastor and poured
Signs You’re in for a LONG Sermon
10. There’s a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler. 9. The pews have camper hookups. 8. You overhear the pastor telling the soundman to have a few (dozen!) extra tapes on hand to record today’s sermon. 7. The preacher has brought