Jesus said: “Love thy neighbor.” (Matthew 22:39) Elvis said: “Don’t be cruel.” (RCA, 1956) Jesus is the Lord’s shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd. Jesus was part of the Trinity. Elvis’ first band was a trio. Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25) Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii,
In the beginning there was the computer. And God said c:\>Let there be light! Enter user id. c:\>God Enter password. c:\>Omniscient Password incorrect. Try again. c:\>Omnipotent Password incorrect. Try again. c:\>Technocrat And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. c:\>Let there be light!
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to “Where do pets come from?” Adam said, “Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here
Written by Danny Dutton, age 8, from Chula Vista, Calif., for his third grade homework assignment to “Explain God.” One of God’s main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die so there will be enough people to take care
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat, “You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please
What would it be like if God had voice mail. Can you imagine it: Thank you for calling God’s House. Please select one of the following options: PRESS 1 for Requests PRESS 2 for Thanksgiving PRESS 3 for Complaints PRESS 4 for All Other Inquiries
Toward hope and healing for cartoon homosexuals. Our organization ECODUS (Enforcing Cartoons or Drawings to Underscore Straightness) has been working to save Tinky Winky from a gay lifestyle. And we can be successful. * Thousands of cartoon characters can be drawn away from homosexual identities
1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn’t published in a referred journal. 5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what
Did Jesus use a modem, At the sermon on the mount? Did He ever use a broadcast fax, To get His message out? Did the disciples carry beepers, As they went out and about? Did Jesus use a modem, At the sermon on the mount?
Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix