Army of the Lord
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, “You
Category Archives: Humor
Life’s Great Truths Children Have Learned
1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask
Life’s Great Truths Adults Have Learned
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I’m sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt. 3) One reason to
The Dollar Bill
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much.” The twenty answered, “I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to
Praise the Lord!
A preacher trained his horse to go when he said, “Praise the Lord,” and to stop when he said, “Amen.” The preacher mounted the horse, said, “Praise the Lord,” and went for a ride. When he wanted to stop for lunch, he said, “Amen.” He
Gay Scientists Discover Christian Gene
There is hope for change!
Gay Marriage Loophole Discovered!
Oh, noes! Gays can get married if they get a sex change!
WWJD?
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Near the cash register he saw a display of caps with “WWJD” printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the letters could mean, but couldn’t figure it out, so he asked
Jesus and Moses in a Boat
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses “I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days.” Moses says “Yeah sure.” Jesus gets up and says, “I think I’ll walk on the water,
Scariest music videos EVER
Okay, this is just disgusting. Funny, in a way, but knowing the Westboro Baptist Church, they believe this crap with their whole hearts. Remember folks, God knows our hearts, and God knows the depth of the depravity of such groups. They have their reward. Top