Traditional Marriage Explained
Finally, it all makes sense. This must be what the traditional marriage defenders want – true biblical unions.
Category Archives: Humor
You Might Be a Unitarian Universalist If…
You might be a Unitarian Universalist if… You have ever been in an argument over whether or not breast milk is vegan. When you dress for a formal evening out you wear a little black dress, pearls — and Birkenstocks (and your wife thinks you
A Star in the East?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.” The doctor gives Debbie a good
The New Organist
The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to, after the worship service, ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist
The Miser
There was a man who worked and worked and saved all his money. Never spending any of it, just saving it. He loved money. He was a miser and he worshipped his cash. For years he kept telling his wife, “When I die, I want
Bee Inconspicuous
Two bees ran into each other. The first bee asked the other how things were going. “Really bad,” said the second bee. “The weather has been really wet and damp and there aren’t any flowers or pollen, so I can’t make any honey.” “No problem,”
Looking Heavenward
The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember it. She went to the pastor’s study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began
You Ask Him
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed
The Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. “Next Sunday,” she said, “we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for the lesson, I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark.” The following week
False Illusions
A man who had died was waiting at heaven’s gate to enter the kingdom of God. He had lived a perfect life and had a clear idea in his mind what heaven would be like. He had foregone all the earthly pleasures and just knew