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The Politically Correct 23rd Psalm

The Lord and I are in a shepherd-sheep relationship, and I am in a position of negative need. He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area, and conducts me into lateral proximity with a non-torrential aqueous accumulation. He restores to original satisfaction levels my psychological

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Christian Pick-Up Lines

1) Nice bible 2) I would like to pray with you 3) You know Jesus? Me too!! 4) I know a church where we could go and talk. 5) How about a hug, sister? 6) Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.

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Letters to the Editor

Editor: I just wanted to tell you all that I have loved your site for about two years now! As a gay Christian, I find firsthand how heartbreaking it is when we are (either directly, or indirectly — which, to me, hurts worse) excluded because

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Some Possible Theology Exam Questions

Instructions: You may answer all, any or none of the following. You do not have an eternity to complete the paper! How many different ways can you spell Schillibeeckx? Has the Church always taught anything? Be specific. Reflect on the Seven Deadly sins. Describe how

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I Cannot Overlook Your Sin!

“Always be prepared to make a defense to any one who calls you to account for the hope that is in you, yet do it with gentleness and reverence.” — 1 Peter 3:15 Note: All letters are posted as they were received. No spelling or

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Letters to the Editor

Editor: Thank you for the insightful article by Candace Chellew Embracing the Devil You Don’t Know. While I’m not “out” yet, the article certainly gave me strength to possibly face that event some day. The first-hand thoughts, feeling and experiences in the article made me

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This Explains It All

On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow. “Today I have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give

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Church Bulletin Bloopers

Actual announcements taken from church bulletins Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11. Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be

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You Can’t Change What the Bible Says!

Always be prepared to make a defense to any one who calls you to account for the hope that is in you, yet do it with gentleness and reverence. (1 Peter 3:15) Note: All letters are posted as they were received. No spelling or grammar