A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred for real. He asked
Hey! It’s MY turn to sit on the front pew! I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went over time 25 minutes. Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf. I’ve decided to give our church the $500.00 a month I used
GEORGE W BUSH We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.
For the first time in their three decades of existence, the disco band The Village People have inducted an openly Episcopal man, igniting a controversy that threatens to tear the fabled group asunder. In a recent press conference, The Construction Worker, a prominent member of
One night I had a wondrous dream, One set of footprints there was seen, The footprints of my precious Lord, But mine were not along the shore. But then some stranger prints appeared, And I asked the Lord, “What have we here?” Those prints are
Please note: This article is a brilliant piece of satire. It is not intended to be taken seriously. Thank you. — Candace Chellew, editor and proud human companion to three dogs and two cats. I’d like to announce the Web page of my new ministry,
February 26, 2004, Washington, D.C. – The president today announced his backing of a federal Constitutional amendment to “protect the office of the presidency.” The amendment would add to the conditions set forth in the Constitution a requirement that candidates for United States President be
Recently, just as an ecumenical gathering was commencing, a secretary rushed in shouting, “The building is on fire!” The Methodists gathered in a corner and prayed. The Baptists cried, “Where is the water?” The Quakers quietly praised God for blessings that fire brings. The Lutherans
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and
(Author Unknown) Okay, so I’m writing something about humor, and I feel I have a good sense of humor but strangely enough, I could not come up with something I felt was funny regarding religion that is originally mine. I did, however, remember a piece