Category Archives: Humor

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Meeting God

There once was a little boy who wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of root beer and he started his journey. When he had gone about

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Creation Red Tape

GOD created the Heavens and the Earth. Immediately he was faced with a class action law suit for failing to file an Environmental Impact Statement. He was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with a cease and desist order for the

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The Grace of God

A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, “Here’s how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you’ve done, and I give

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Religious Lightbulb Jokes

1. How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, since his or her hands are in the air anyway. Or… Ten. One to change the light bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. 2. How many Calvinists

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MS God

Microsoft Corporation today announced its intent to purchase, copyright, and upgrade God Himself. The new product would be named, predictably enough, Microsoft God,” and would be available to consumers sometime in late 1998. Too many people feel separated from God in today’s world,” said Dave

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The Pit

A man fell in a pit and couldn’t get out. A SUBJECTIVE person came along and said: “I FEEL for you down there!” An OBJECTIVE person came along and said: “It’s logical that someone would fall down there.” A CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST came by and said:

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The Thermodynamics of Hell

A retiring physical chemistry professor was setting his last exam, for a graduate course in statistical thermodynamics. Being a bit bored with it all, and with a well kept and wry sense of humour, he set a single question on the sheet: Is Hell endothermic**

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Practicing Tolerance: To a Point

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!”